Long time no blog

Oh man

its been a while

done a bunch of stuff

Lots of photos

photos galore

Will start from where i left off

I was in florida rockin my retired styles

But like all good things florida had to come to an end

So hit the road with a trusty raod trippin companion

We were on a high speed burn from florida to waterloo around 2500km. We drove threw the "magestic" smokey "mountains"

They were so magestic and mountainy i only took pictures from the sun roof of the moving car. But realy there was alot of beauty along the way

Was a great drive. First time i felt realy good behind the wheel in a long time. I missed a few key shots like the "BOJENGALS" chiken restaurant i eat at, or the filthyest motel of my life so bad that Zoe walked around in circles sniffing the floor resfusing to sit down untill a put a towle down for her. Think about it an animal that will gladly sniff another dogs butt wouldent lie down.

I did the drive in 2 days and was very happy when the bridge to Canada was within sight.

I have to say the more i see of America the more i like it the people are wonderfull, so frendly and always willing to lend a helping hand. There is alot of beauty but as always there is the inverse and driving threw the ares that have been hit by the down turn in the auto industry is shoking filthy towns littered with empty houses and factory's. I dident know at this point how much America i would see this year and i feel lucky for all of it.

Bye Bye Beardie

Is there any diferance between gorwoing a beard and just not shaving. IS it the intention that makes the diferance. Well i have been away from my razor for over a month and have grown a bit of a beard. Now i know i dident want a summer beard and was not interested in a beard tan so now that i was back in close proximity to a shaver it was time for bye bye beardie. The other reason for the shave beasides the tan thing was if i want to golf down hear its half price if im a junior and i dont know many 22 yearolds with a full beard so it had to go. I had been growing a moustach for several mounths now with the hopes of something i could wax and twist but as usual when i shave after a few cocktails i sliped with the electric and something that looked like a catapiler fell from were the left hand side of my stach had been.I have to say the next picture isent for everyone i was doomed to facial hair that is basicaly identical to pubes but that was a beard. I also put a little box around the thing that was half of my stach

gone gone gone i been gone so long

Long time no blog

been away

am back

so yea i spent the last month in "sunny" Portugal. I use the "" because "sunny" Portugal looked more like this

Ok it dident snow and it wasent 1931 but it was cold and wet for a good 2n1/2 to 3 weeks i was there. Lisboners said it was worse than december and most of them blaimed me for bringing the shitty weather.

There was some sunshine and some very nice days. This was my 4th trip to portugal and i have to say i did more in this month than i had in all previous trips to date. I did all of the folowing:Thats me on the left, no wait im taking the picture thats someone from Benfica the loosing team in the benfica acadimia footbal match we went to see.

We had some pritty great seats and it was a riviting football match resuting in a crushing 0-1 loss but it was a great time..... One draw back to European football they only served Zero Alcohol Beer............... I had no idea sports could be enjoyed without a cold frothy one. Even without suds it was a great time.

Next was the tile museum

and as i love the many tiles around lisbon this was great. All sorts of cool stuff some suprisngly lifelike images of beautifull wimen
the tile museum is located in an old church so there was some kik ass religous stuff like this ancient skull and crossbones

Yea then there was this cool fountain i bought you know add a little bling bling to the front yard

I spent alot of time chilling in the same park reading books and drinkin beers hear is the view

I met a supper shaddy candian dude who was hangin out in lisbon waiting on an inheritance who cut his hand open breaking a window to steal the booze inside that was unforunatly booby traped

Then there was the beach

Beautiful beach eh

Man the next atraction we went to was a bit much

I have hread claims jesus was black dude but as you can see his ass is flat as a pancake open and shut case of beaing a white guy. So yea bit much this monument but the view from his feet(i kinda thought we would get to look out his eyes dont ask me why)
was very impresive. Its a lovely city.

Now im not to well versed in miracles but i dont recal anything about Jesus Lactating so im now sere what is going on hear

If anyone reading this(is anyone reading this) is thingking of visiting lisbon i would sudgest going to see this but dont waste the 4 euros taking the elivator to to top. Hear is the view if you dont go up, the cute girl was my lisbon tour guide and reason for going there in the first place

I did a bunch of other stuff but i am still a junior on the camera and dident snap too much. Saw a bunch of great films, went to spain to an amusment park and ... i dont know read some books went all around the city and did my best of doing what i went there to do.

So im back in florida have already got back into the retired life of up at 8 and to bed by 11. This was a huge update and i hope mildly entertaining. More to come

A blog

Oh yea a blog
yea i got one of those

a douch tale

As no one seems to have any stories of me beaing a douch(i find this verrrrry hard to belive) im going to have to bring up some clasic douch gold.(i supose its more likly no on reads this, thats probs for the best) So yea a douch tale with love going to my cousin dave. When i was much younger i would spend enormous amounts of time chilling with my too rad cousins dan and dave they rocked. we wouldget up to all sorts of mistchif, tom foolery, and shenanagins, i would genrelay sweat threw it all. im sweater that shit is fact, i sweat watching people eat for god sakes. So yea tom foolery working up a sweat we would oftean end up back and dan and daves and i felt the need to be a bit... fresher. So i would take liberties with daves old spice deoderant. and for god knows what reason when i was done i would leave a few pewbes on the deoderant for him. deuch move thats a fact. well im older now still love my cousin still get up to shinanagins still sweat i do now own my own old spice and if i do use dave i only leave a few chest hairs fact.nahhh
i was going to trow in a funny pic of some pubes in the text but all i could find was this so yea be wear
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/372345218_eb8494f643.jpg

Douchuverse

Hey you will notice for the rest of the month this will be refered to as the douchuverse. This is because I was booked to go to central america with my old buddy old pal max but changed to go to portugal at the last minute...... A douch move so yea douchuverse
So yea douch month. If anyone wants to let me know when i did something a bit douchy please leave a coment it could help you know even an old douch can learn new tricks....Please dont write anything i dont want my mom to read...
I tried to upload some pics of other famous douches but im working o a computer the size of a big mac so expect more to come in douchmonth....

Time between failed trip and next trip

So yea i have been florida lifeing it up again...And i tell you these retirees can party. I hid out in the spare room on ladies night crying under my sheets as the ladys partyed till the wee hours of 10pm. Not so exciting but yesterday was a zinger. Another day out on the boat this was suposed to be a ladys day but me and Denis taged along for the fun. We were all suprised by our first visitor who nearly bumped the boat

then swam and played around us

We also saw this guy

and he made me think we should change the expression "ive got a turtle peeking out" to "ive got an eguana peeking out" So you could be all "get me to a washroom ive got and eguana peeking out".

The day caried on with sunning and beers things got a bit wild on the boatThen out to dinner.... more drinksBut as me and my mom are new to this Florida life and cant seem to keep up with the veterns down hear are day ened soon after with a bit of....

sleepy time. But dont worry we woke up to watch The Wheel and Jepordy then went to bed.

Alright next update will reveal where i am headed this sunday.......... ill give you a clue its in this picture