As no one seems to have any stories of me beaing a douch(i find this verrrrry hard to belive) im going to have to bring up some clasic douch gold.(i supose its more likly no on reads this, thats probs for the best) So yea a douch tale with love going to my cousin dave. When i was much younger i would spend enormous amounts of time chilling with my too rad cousins dan and dave they rocked. we wouldget up to all sorts of mistchif, tom foolery, and shenanagins, i would genrelay sweat threw it all. im sweater that shit is fact, i sweat watching people eat for god sakes. So yea tom foolery working up a sweat we would oftean end up back and dan and daves and i felt the need to be a bit... fresher. So i would take liberties with daves old spice deoderant. and for god knows what reason when i was done i would leave a few pewbes on the deoderant for him. deuch move thats a fact. well im older now still love my cousin still get up to shinanagins still sweat i do now own my own old spice and if i do use dave i only leave a few chest hairs fact.nahhh
i was going to trow in a funny pic of some pubes in the text but all i could find was this so yea be wear
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/372345218_eb8494f643.jpg
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